Government

My fellow citizens,

For many months our country has been facing the spread of EDIS3610 virus- Elderly Degenerate Immune Syndrome. It has infected and killed a large portion of our middle age and elder citizens. This evening, my thoughts go out to all of you who have lost parents, family and friends to this virus. Though we are still morning the passing of our loved ones, it is our now duty to rebuild this great country. We must all unite and work harder than never before to bring greatness and prosperity back to our beautiful land. As you know, since our elders, and work force were mercilessly killed by this terrible virus, the fate of this country is now placed in your hands. We need you to replace those that we lost and we need you NOW! You must rise from the ashes and make your country proud.

Therefore, it is with great pride that I introduce to you the Skill Application Placement Scan (SAPS)! Thanks to the actions of this government over the past few months, we have put in place the best school system this world has ever seen. With the use of innovative technology and […]

SAPS is an brain scan placement test conducted on students before entering high school. The scan will assess each individual student and place them in the division they are best suited for based on their skills, brain functions and genetic composition. Upon graduation, students shall work immediately in their designated fields. This excessive and strict form of streaming is necessary in order to fill the empty jobs and rebuild our society. Each individual no matter the age has a duty to this country and there shall be no unproductivity nor inefficiency.

We have put in place 9 different essential divisions that need attention. Agriculture, Construction, Education, Health Care, Manual labour, Technology, Transportation and Military. Once students are placed in their respective divisions they will spend the next few years learning in-depth about their sector. By the time they leave high school they will be experts in the field. With the Skill Application Placement Scan, you will no longer have to worry how you will serve your country. Instead, your country, through the use of SAPS, will determine the future best suited for you. It is a marvelous innovation! You owe a great deal to this government and to the committee that worked tirelessly to design and create the Skill Application Placement Scan.